It's official. I'm not relocating to the Netherlands. So many people keep asking me "So are you going?" and "When will you know?" Well the limbo is over. Thanks to all of you for your support. Now those of you here in U.S. are stuck with me.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Are you talking to your PC?
So my friend Nick is on a quest to 'trick out' his desktop. The lastest go around of this, was he turned on the speech recognition software and chose the "Michelle" voice. Then it became very easy to pick on him.
First of all, Nick and Michelle had an fairly illicit relationship. So as not to disturb his nearby office mates, Nick has to speak to Michelle in hushed tones. This made me laugh at what she must be saying back to him:
"Why are you always whispering to me? Don't you want anyone to know about me? You're ashamed of me aren't you?"
Then, whenever I would go over to his desk, he had to mute the microphone so she wouldn't hear him:
"Why do you keep muting me when Dan comes over? What are you saying to him that you can't say in front of me?"
Then, as it turned out, Michelle was finally driven to betray Nick. Scott walked up and said "Delete! Delete! Delete!"....and Michelle did.
First of all, Nick and Michelle had an fairly illicit relationship. So as not to disturb his nearby office mates, Nick has to speak to Michelle in hushed tones. This made me laugh at what she must be saying back to him:
"Why are you always whispering to me? Don't you want anyone to know about me? You're ashamed of me aren't you?"
Then, whenever I would go over to his desk, he had to mute the microphone so she wouldn't hear him:
"Why do you keep muting me when Dan comes over? What are you saying to him that you can't say in front of me?"
Then, as it turned out, Michelle was finally driven to betray Nick. Scott walked up and said "Delete! Delete! Delete!"....and Michelle did.
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